Stardate 63824.1 : Orbiting the Rene Toney Star Cluster
“Captain we’re taking several direct hits causing structural damage from rogue commentators firing at us at point blank range.” … Shields Up! Red Alert! All Hands Battle Stations! Engineering what’s the Damage Report … “Aye Captain another hit and we’ll lose hull integrity. I canna keep her together much longer, one more veiled reference to a penis or a nutsack and we’ll disintegrate into a splog!” … Helm come to a complete stop and fire thrusters full reverse! Weaponsmaster arm a Class A Photon Torpedo with extra-cute muscle girls and set for maximum spread. … “Armed and loaded Captain. Ready at your command.” … Fire!! … Whooosssshhh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BOOM!!! … “Direct hit Sir!” … Good work yeoman and set a warning beacon here to note the exploration boundary for sexy muscle girls.